Does firecrackers make good lipstick?

write me a story.Does firecrackers make good lipstick?
only for the ugly ones





you don't need itDoes firecrackers make good lipstick?
wtf? no...








Imagine it. You get firecrackers for your birthday and you think they are lipstick, so you rub them on your lips. They don't seem to be working, so you lean forward to get some water, hoping that moistening it would help. You accidentally lean too close to the birthday cake candles, and BOOM, a nice trip to the e.r., a freshly painted kitchen (a fine red), and possibly a lost life. Yeah, not so good.
no but you'll burn your eyes out


like that girl from that movie the eye


you'll be blind


its stupid don't do that


buy normal lipstick
First buy firecrackers, then press to lips, light fuse, ** BANG ***, now you have bloody red lip gloss
Initially they sizzle and bang when you kiss them.
only if you light them in your mouth..the end


good story huh?
no. they might pose a threat to your health because of the wax.
you'll die, the end
where will ur funeral be?